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Craig Smith



the poet

Craig Smith is a poet and novelist from Huddersfield. His writing has appeared in The North, Blizzard, The Interpreters’ House and MIR Online. Craig’s poetry publications so far are L.O.V.E. Love and A Quick Word With A Rock And Roll Late Starter. His first novel, Super-8, is out of print. Craig is currently working toward an MA in Creative Writing at Birkbeck University.

the poems

The New Trogolodytes

00:00 / 02:09

            They speak so well, these New Troglodytes,

            as if porting rubies in the pouches of their cheek

            or swirling cognac in the brandy glass of their jaw.

            Their hair is cut thick like good bacon

            in a public school sweep, a money cut,

            and their torso is layered in gold thread

            with magician's pockets to facilitate the bait and switch.

            They speak so well but they lie, lie, lie,

            and steal things, smirking, and drop public wealth

            into the pockets of their cronies.

            Their schooling was a family investment

            to jemmy open the cash box of State,

            using Latin and Greek to spin fables

            that make their greed noble, their privilege inevitable,

            their entitlement heroic, their crimes forgivable,

            their theft philanthropic,

            aligning their reputation with the triumphs of the nation

            while stashing the takings off shore out of reach.

            We call them My Lord, these New Troglodytes,

            Your Honour, the Right Honourable, His Highness,

            Lady, Sir, Dame, Duchess, Duke, Ma’am,

            though their title was a reward for exploitation and brutality

            and was flipped through the currencies of the age –

            power, platform, credit – until we perceive it

            as a gift from God.

            Yet, they are beholden, not to us,

            but to the pocketbook of oligarchs,

            the good will of global media.

            I’ve seen them, the New Troglodytes, on TV,

            in the unelected upper house,

            in rotten boroughs across the land,

            or beamed in from a loan home in Marbella.

            They destroy in a session what was built over a lifetime

            and front the betrayal because their tone belies

            that they are lying.

            Their sophistication is a quiet word with the right person

            to swing a debate or stymy public good.

            They provoke my anger, but I met one once

            and liked him, and that frightens me.

A Poem for a Friend
Long Gone

00:00 / 01:37

            A bottle of pills, wasn't it?

            Or your parents' Scotch, guzzled like pop,

            or a bash on your temple

            on the backroads above Burton

            from which your driver walked away?

            Or a leap from a viaduct in Scarborough

            because a boy didn't love you?

            The means are less important

            than the fact that you're gone.

            You no longer occupy

            the space we put aside for you.

            I remember our last encounter,

            a word in passing one Friday night at the Clothiers

            on my return to the Asteroid table

            with three pints of Tetleys shored between my finger ends.

            It was bands, probably, or beer, or football,

            or possibly love,

            a hint of our dreaming flattering the mundane

            with last orders looming

            and a tramp through the woods

            to a supper of tinned potatoes,

            beans and stewing steak.

            We were swamped with drink

            and giddy with the moment,

            sidling up to our possibilities, bashfully,

            approaching our futures, shyly,

            embarrassed by our desires

            but confident we could handle our dreams, regardless.

            You rarely visit the forefront of my thoughts.

            We never lived like that

            so why die like that?

            My memories of you are not keepsakes

            or heirlooms.

            They would not impress my son in the telling,

            or make a chatshow chortle.

            Ours was an ambient friendship

            of kindness and good-nature,

            and quite enough as that.


00:00 / 00:15

            Another year in the same café,

            the rain on the window

            like a microscope sample,

            a cross-section of watershed,

            a perfect example

            of our foulest weather.

Publishing credits

All poems: exclusive first publication by iamb


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